{"id":2039,"date":"2026-10-07T15:54:28","date_gmt":"2026-10-07T15:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/?post_type=product&#038;p=2039"},"modified":"2026-10-07T15:54:28","modified_gmt":"2026-10-07T15:54:28","slug":"ten-ways-humans-are-disgusting-confession-of-a-siamese","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/product\/ten-ways-humans-are-disgusting-confession-of-a-siamese\/","title":{"rendered":"Storybook: Ten Ways Humans Are Disgusting: Confession of a Siamese"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b91d6e1a1b2ffd1b\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel md-content enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color tutor-markdown-rendering\" dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\">\n<div><b data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Ten Ways Humans Are Disgusting: Confession of a Siamese<\/b><\/div>\n<div><i data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"56\">The Good Character Club eBook Series (For Juniors Ages 4\u20137 Years Old)<\/i><\/div>\n<div><span data-path-to-node=\"2,0\">Duchess, a regal Siamese cat, gathers her feline companions to deliver a hilarious lecture on why humans are completely revolting<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"2,2\">. From wearing fake skins to stay warm and bathing in bowls of drowning-water to eating with clumsy metal sticks and staring at glowing rectangles for hours, Duchess breaks down ten silly human quirks from a cat&#8217;s perspective<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"2,4\">. But when her friends Luna and Barnaby point out the crunchy treat stars and warm chin scratches humans provide, Duchess is forced to admit that these strange, earthbound creatures might just be &#8220;useful monsters&#8221; worth keeping around<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"2,6\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span data-path-to-node=\"3,0\">Written by Teacher Emil Antoan, this witty and charming tale offers early readers a playful lesson in perspective-taking and empathy<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"3,2\">. By viewing daily human habits through the eyes of a pampered pet, children develop imagination, humor, and a deeper appreciation for animal behavior and care<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"3,4\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><b data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">What\u2019s Included in This eBook:<\/b><\/div>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"5\">\n<li>\n<div><span data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Age-Appropriate Story:<\/b> A playful, beautifully illustrated perspective tale designed for children aged 4\u20137<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0,2\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div><span data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Interactive Activity Worksheets:<\/b> Includes &#8220;Why Cats Are Amazing&#8221; (observation explorer), &#8220;Be the Cat!&#8221; (imaginative movement &amp; action exercises), and &#8220;A Cat with a Kind Heart&#8221; (exploring gentleness and companionship)<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0,2\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\">Format: PDF + Flipbook Access<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/the-good-character-club-ebook-series\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1939\" src=\"https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/10\/The-Good-Character-Club-eBook-Series-Icon1-300x85.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"85\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/10\/The-Good-Character-Club-eBook-Series-Icon1-300x85.png 300w, https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/10\/The-Good-Character-Club-eBook-Series-Icon1-1024x290.png 1024w, https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/10\/The-Good-Character-Club-eBook-Series-Icon1-768x217.png 768w, https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/10\/The-Good-Character-Club-eBook-Series-Icon1-600x170.png 600w, https:\/\/stageforkids.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/10\/The-Good-Character-Club-eBook-Series-Icon1.png 1450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span data-path-to-node=\"2,0\"><strong><i data-path-to-node=\"2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Good Character Club eBook Series<\/i><\/strong> offers gentle, age-appropriate stories designed to help young children navigate real-world challenges, complex emotions, and sensitive life situations<\/span><span data-path-to-node=\"2,2\">. 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